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                                                                                             怀了孕的nv人一般x都是神经b较敏感的，于是我又开始像草泥马一样陷入了忧郁期，这生小孩是对nv人心态身态上的双重打击。                                                                                                             话说我曾经见过我老娘和老爹的结婚照，那照片虽然黑白和老旧，但是可以明显地看出我老娘当时是一张姣好偏瘦的瓜子脸，而现在，用我老爸的话来说是一张大大的烧饼脸还带了个双下巴……                                                                                                             我那会还b较年轻，恋ai结婚生子神马的，在我眼中一律都是浮云。                                                                                                             当时我老爸这么形容完了之后，老娘深深地郁闷了，难得见到我那一向彪悍的老娘蹲了墙角耍了忧郁，作为孝nv的我自然是要安抚一下的。                                                                                                             “妈，这岁月就是一把毁容的杀猪刀，，每个人都有这种机会，只是毁容程度都不一样，有人全毁，有人半毁而已。”                                                                                                             我拍着我老娘的肩膀，安抚着。                                                                                                             老娘听到我这么说的时候，她愈发地怨念了，然后掐着我的腮帮子在那边嚷嚷，“你就是那把杀猪刀，在没生你之前，我还是无敌苗条的，在生完你之后，你这把杀猪刀就把我变成了猪妈妈了。”                                                                                                             我当时被老娘纠得脸颊红扑扑的，b打了腮红效果还要来的强烈。                                                                                                             现在想想，这把毁容的杀猪刀马上就要降临到我的身上了……                                                                                                             oh，my lady嘎嘎的！                                                                                                             我愈发的不淡定了。                                                                                                             于是乎，李澈也被我搅合的不淡定了，因为我是不是会抓着问他问，万一哪天我真的被杀猪刀毁成了猪妈妈，他是否还能涛声依旧。                                                                                                             李澈很无奈，一开始的时候他会一边抱着我，一边m着我那圆鼓鼓的肚子，声音温柔，在那边说“不会的，其实你之